Dilbert cartoon first published on Saturday 28th February 2015

Dilbert//9450, first published 11 years ago on Saturday 28th February 2015

Dogbert The Product Designer

Tags

design, evil, frustration, product designer, torture, hate people, styrofoam debris, invisible buttons

Official transcript

Dogbert: I decided to become a product designer because I hate people. I will fill every package with styrofoam debris and affix hard-to-remove stickers all over the cases. I'll make the buttons invisible by making them black on a black surface. Ha ha ha! Dilbert: I've always wondered how this stuff happens.

originally published on dilbert.com

Open source transcript

I DECIDED TO BECOME A PRODUCT DESIGNER BECAUSE I HATE PEOPLE.

I WILL FILL EVERY PACKAGE WITH STYROFOAM DEBRIS AND AFFIX HARD-TO- REMOVE STICKERS ALL OVER THE CASES.

I'LL MAKE THE BUTTONS INVISIBLE BY MAKING THEM BLACK ON A BLACK SURFACE.

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I'VE ALWAYS WONDERED HOW THIS STUFF HAPPENS.

collated from github.com/jvarn/dilbert-archive

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