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Dilbert cartoon first published on Friday 6th March 2015

Dilbert//9456, first published 11 years ago on Friday 6th March 2015

Male Parts And Nothing Can Change It


Tags

discrimination, fairness, money, salary, sexism, wages, women, male body parts


Official transcript

Dilbert Comic Strip Series - Woman and short people paid less?

originally published on dilbert.com


Open source transcript

I EXPLAINED TO ALICE WHY I EARN MORE THAN SHE DOES, BUT SHE REFUSES TO UNDERSTAND.

I'M TALLER AND I HAVE MALE REPRODUCTIVE BODY PARTS.

THAT'S WHAT STOCKHOLDERS CARE ABOUT, AND NOTHING CAN CHANGE THAT.

CONTINUED...

collated from github.com/jvarn/dilbert-archive


AI Analysis

Comic Strip Title: "Stock-Holders"

Summary:

The comic strip features a conversation between Dilbert and Alice, with Dilbert explaining why he earns more than Alice. However, Alice refuses to understand. The conversation takes an unexpected turn when Dilbert reveals that he is taller and has male reproductive body parts, which he believes are the reasons for his higher earnings. The punchline is that stock-holders care about these aspects, but nothing can change them. The comic strip is a humorous commentary on the differences in earnings between men and women in the workplace.

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