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Dilbert cartoon first published on Saturday 7th March 2015

Dilbert//9457, first published 11 years ago on Saturday 7th March 2015

Alice Is Highest Paid Engineer


Tags

discrimination, money, salary, sexism, violence, wages, women, highest paid, sciccors, mallet, reputation


Official transcript

Dilbert Comic Strip Series - Woman and short people paid less?

originally published on dilbert.com


Open source transcript

I'M THE HIGHEST- PAID ENGINEER IN THE DEPARTMENT NOW.

DOES IT HAVE ANYTHING TO DO WITH THOSE SCISSORS, THE MALLET, AND YOUR REPUTATION FOR VIOLENCE?

WOULD YOU ASK A MAN THAT QUESTION?

GAAA!!!

IT'S LIKE A SUPERPOWER!

collated from github.com/jvarn/dilbert-archive


AI Analysis

Title: "The Mallet Question"

Summary:

  • The comic strip features Dilbert, a bespectacled man with dark hair, and his boss, a woman with curly hair.
  • The boss, the highest-paid engineer in the department, asks Dilbert if he has any "superpower" questions for her.
  • Dilbert responds with a question about the boss's use of scissors, a mallet, and her reputation for violence.
  • The boss is taken aback by the question, exclaiming "GAAA!! IT'S LIKE A SUPERPOWER!"
  • The comic strip humorously highlights the absurdity of the situation and the boss's over-the-top reaction.

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