Dilbert cartoon first published on Wednesday 11th March 2015

Dilbert//9461, first published 11 years ago on Wednesday 11th March 2015

How To Make Money While Adding No Value

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ceos, mentor, mentors, mentoring, protege, success, merit, qualification, luck money, wages, earning, earn, money, salary

Official transcript

Dilbert Comic Strip Series - CEO Mentors Wally

originally published on dilbert.com

Open source transcript

CEO MENTORS WALLY HOW WOULD YOU LIKE ME TO MENTOR YOU, UNDERLING?

CAN YOU TEACH ME HOW TO MAKE $25 MILLION PER YEAR WHILE ADDING NO VALUE TO THE COMPANY?

I DON'T KNOW HOW TO TEACH YOU THAT.

WAS IT ALL LUCK OR DID YOU HAVE TO KILL PEOPLE?

collated from github.com/jvarn/dilbert-archive

AI Analysis

Title: "Luck or Killing People?"

Summary:

This comic strip features the main character, Dilbert, in a conversation with his CEO mentor, Wally. The conversation starts with Dilbert asking Wally how to make $25 million per year while adding no value to the company. Wally's response is cryptic, stating that it's all luck or killing people. The conversation ends with Dilbert expressing his confusion and Wally's nonchalant attitude towards the matter.

Key Points:

• Dilbert seeks advice from Wally on how to increase his earnings.
• Wally's response is ambiguous and humorous.
• The conversation highlights the absurdity of corporate culture and the lack of transparency in business practices.
• The strip pokes fun at the idea that success is often attributed to luck rather than hard work or talent.

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