Dilbert cartoon first published on Wednesday 11th March 2015

Dilbert//9461, first published 11 years ago on Wednesday 11th March 2015

How To Make Money While Adding No Value

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Official transcript

Dilbert Comic Strip Series - CEO Mentors Wally

originally published on dilbert.com

Open source transcript

CEO MENTORS WALLY HOW WOULD YOU LIKE ME TO MENTOR YOU, UNDERLING?

CAN YOU TEACH ME HOW TO MAKE $25 MILLION PER YEAR WHILE ADDING NO VALUE TO THE COMPANY?

I DON'T KNOW HOW TO TEACH YOU THAT.

WAS IT ALL LUCK OR DID YOU HAVE TO KILL PEOPLE?

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