Dilbert cartoon first published on Sunday 22nd March 2015

Dilbert//9472, first published 11 years ago on Sunday 22nd March 2015

Tags

weight, dieting, willpower, denial, circular logic, eating, health, happiness, weight loss, obesity, psychology, medical

Official transcript

Dilbert: I invented a device that can help people lose weight. Boss: I wouldn't need that because I have willpower. Dilbert: Then why are you overweight? Boss: This is temporary. Dilbert: You've looked exactly the same for years. Boss: I can lose this weight any time I want. Dilbert: So... are you saying you choose to be less healthy than you could be? Boss: I'm saying I'd rather be happy than healthy. Dilbert: Are you happy? Boss: No, because I'm hungry. Dilbert: And eating will make you happy? Boss: Well, I usually eat until I'm sick.

originally published on dilbert.com

Open source transcript

I INVENTED A DEVICE THAT CAN HELP PEOPLE LOSE WEIGHT.

I WOULDN'T NEED THAT BECAUSE I HAVE WILLPOWER.

THEN WHY ARE YOU OVERWEIGHT?

THIS IS - RARY.

YOUVE LOOKED EXACTLY THE SAME FOR YEARS.

I CAN LOSE THIS WEIGHT ANY TIME I WANT.

50 ... ARE YOU SAYING YOU CHOOSE TO BE LESS HEALTHY THAN YOU COULD BE?

I'M SAYING ID RATHER BE HAPPY THAN HEALTHY.

ARE YOU HAPPY?

NO, BECAUSE I'M HUNGRY.

AND EATING WILL MAKE YOU HAPPY?

WELL, I USUALLY EAT UNTIL I'M SICK.

collated from github.com/jvarn/dilbert-archive

AI Analysis

Comic Strip Title: "The Power of Willpower"

Summary:

The comic strip, originally published in a newspaper, revolves around a conversation between two characters, Dilbert and his boss. The boss invents a device that can help people lose weight, but Dilbert is skeptical about its effectiveness. He explains that he has willpower, which is why he doesn't need the device.

The boss then asks why Dilbert is overweight, to which he responds that it is temporary. The boss is confused and asks if Dilbert is happy with his weight, to which he replies that he is not happy but is hungry. The boss offers to eat with him until he is sick, but Dilbert declines, saying that eating will make him happy.

The comic strip ends with the boss looking confused and Dilbert walking away, still hungry. The conversation highlights the complexities of weight loss and the challenges of maintaining a healthy lifestyle.

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