Dilbert cartoon first published on Saturday 21st March 2015

Dilbert//9471, first published 11 years ago on Saturday 21st March 2015

Dogbert The Product Designer

Tags

annoy people, frustration, packaging, product design, sadism, software, torture, product code, engineering

Official transcript

Dilbert Comic Strip Series - Dogbert the Product Designer

originally published on dilbert.com

Open source transcript

DOGBERT THE PRODUCT DESIGNER THE MAIN GOAL OF PRODUCT DESIGN IS TO ANNOY PEOPLE FOR NO REASON WELL START BY MAKING SO MUCH EXTRA PACKAGING THAT YOU NEED TO RENT A TRUCK JUST TO HAUL IT AWAY.

WE SELL SOFTWARE.

I FOUND THE PRODUCT CODE FOR DOWNLOADING THE SOFTWARE!

collated from github.com/jvarn/dilbert-archive

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