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Dilbert cartoon first published on Monday 6th April 2015

Dilbert//9487, first published 11 years ago on Monday 6th April 2015

App For Hiring Decisions


Tags

mansplaining, tech, programmers, coders, interview, hiring, stereotype


Official transcript

Boss: No need to talk. Now we use an app to make hiring decisions. The app checked your online footprint and says you're a serial mansplainer with an unsuccessful dating history. I assume that means you have awesome technical skills. Interviewee: Full stack!

originally published on dilbert.com


Open source transcript

NO NEED TO TALK.

NOW WE USE AN APP TO MAKE HIRING DECISIONS.

THE APP CHECKED YOUR ONLINE FOOTPRINT AND SAYS YOU'RE A SERIAL MANSPLAINER WITH AN UNSUCCESSFUL DATING HISTORY.

I ASSUME THAT MEANS YOU HAVE AWESOME TECHNICAL SKILLS.

FULL STACK!

collated from github.com/jvarn/dilbert-archive


AI Analysis

Title: "Full Stack"

Summary:

The comic strip features Dilbert, a bespectacled man with a black mustache and a brown shirt, sitting at his desk. He is holding a smartphone and has a conversation with a man in a gray suit and orange tie, who is sitting across from him.

Scene 1:

  • Dilbert says, "No need to talk. Now we use an app to make hiring decisions."
  • The man in the gray suit responds, "I assume that means you have awesome technical skills."

Scene 2:

  • Dilbert holds up his smartphone and says, "The app checked your online footprint - print and says you're a serial mansplainer with an unsuccessful dating history."

Scene 3:

  • The man in the gray suit looks shocked and says, "Full stack!"

Overall:

The comic strip pokes fun at the use of technology in hiring decisions and the idea that an app can accurately assess a person's skills and personality. It also touches on the topic of mansplaining and the challenges of online dating.

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