Dilbert cartoon first published on Monday 13th April 2015

Dilbert//9494, first published 11 years ago on Monday 13th April 2015

Embellishing Resume At Work

Tags

leadership, self-promotion, embellishment, managers

Official transcript

Dilbert Comic Strip Series - Wally Invents the two-handled coffee mug

originally published on dilbert.com

Open source transcript

ONE OF MY EMPLOYEES KEEPS EMBELLISHING HIS ACCOMPLISHMENTS.

IF HE WORKS IN ENGINEERING, FIRE HIM. IF HE WORKS IN MARKETING, PROMOTE HIM.

HE DOESN'T WORK AT ALL.

SOUNDS LIKE YOU HAVE A LEADER ON YOUR HANDS.

collated from github.com/jvarn/dilbert-archive

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