Dilbert cartoon first published on Tuesday 14th April 2015

Dilbert//9495, first published 11 years ago on Tuesday 14th April 2015

Wally's Many Patents

Tags

accomplishments, deception, work ethic, patent, inventions

Official transcript

Dilbert Comic Strip Series - Wally Invents the two-handled coffee mug

originally published on dilbert.com

Open source transcript

ON YOUR LIST OF ACCOMPLISHMENTS, YOU SAY YOU FILED SEVENTEEN PATENTS FOR THE COMPANY THIS MONTH.

I DID. HERE'S THE DOCUMENTATION ON EACH OF THEM.

HMM...

IT WILL BE THREE YEARS BEFORE I KNOW IF THESE ARE ACCEPTED.

UNTIL THEN, LET'S PLAY IT SAFE AND ASSUME I'M AWESOME.

collated from github.com/jvarn/dilbert-archive

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