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Dilbert cartoon first published on Wednesday 15th April 2015

Dilbert//9496, first published 11 years ago on Wednesday 15th April 2015

Wally Is Employee Of The Year


Tags

awards, cheating, deception, patent, catch-22, work ethic, laziness


Official transcript

Dilbert Comic Strip Series - Wally Invents the two-handled coffee mug

originally published on dilbert.com


Open source transcript

OUR EMPLOYEE OF THE YEAR IS WALLY, FOR FILING THE MOST PATENTS OF ANY ENGINEER IN OUR HISTORY.

HOW MANY HAVE BEEN GRANTED?

WELL, MOST OF THEM I ASSUME?

HOW MUCH COFFEE DOES THIS THING HOLD?

collated from github.com/jvarn/dilbert-archive


AI Analysis

Comic Strip Title: "Patent Filing"

Summary:

The comic strip features Dilbert, an engineer, proudly presenting his employee of the year award to Wally, who is holding a trophy. The caption reads, "Our employee of the year is Wally, for filing the most patents of any engineer in our history."

However, the conversation takes an unexpected turn when Dilbert asks how many patents Wally has been granted, and Wally responds with a humorous answer: "Well, most of them... I assume?" This exchange highlights the humorous side of the patent process and the creative ways people approach it.

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