Dilbert cartoon first published on Wednesday 15th April 2015

Dilbert//9496, first published 11 years ago on Wednesday 15th April 2015

Wally Is Employee Of The Year

Tags

awards, cheating, deception, patent, catch-22, work ethic, laziness

Official transcript

Dilbert Comic Strip Series - Wally Invents the two-handled coffee mug

originally published on dilbert.com

Open source transcript

OUR EMPLOYEE OF THE YEAR IS WALLY, FOR FILING THE MOST PATENTS OF ANY ENGINEER IN OUR HISTORY.

HOW MANY HAVE BEEN GRANTED?

WELL, MOST OF THEM I ASSUME?

HOW MUCH COFFEE DOES THIS THING HOLD?

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