Dilbert cartoon first published on Monday 27th April 2015

Dilbert//9508, first published 11 years ago on Monday 27th April 2015

Do Not Attack Me

Tags

conflict, paranoia, self-fulfilling prophesy

Official transcript

Dilbert: Are the estimates current? Coworker: Why are you attacking me? Dilbert: I feel like attacking you now. Coworker: I knew it!

originally published on dilbert.com

Open source transcript

ARE THE ESTIMATES CURRENT?

WHY ARE YOU ING ME?

I FEEL LIKE ATTACKING YOU NOW KNEW IT!

collated from github.com/jvarn/dilbert-archive

AI Analysis

Comic Strip Title: "I Feel Like Attacking You Now"

Summary:

The comic strip depicts a conversation between a manager and his employees. The manager asks if the estimates are current, and one employee responds, "Why are you attacking me?" The manager clarifies that he is not attacking the employee, but rather questioning the estimates. The employee then admits to feeling like attacking the manager, which is humorously portrayed as a physical attack. The strip pokes fun at the common workplace scenario where employees may feel defensive or attacked when asked questions about their work.

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