Dilbert cartoon first published on Monday 27th April 2015

Dilbert//9508, first published 11 years ago on Monday 27th April 2015

Do Not Attack Me

Tags

conflict, paranoia, self-fulfilling prophesy

Official transcript

Dilbert: Are the estimates current? Coworker: Why are you attacking me? Dilbert: I feel like attacking you now. Coworker: I knew it!

originally published on dilbert.com

Open source transcript

ARE THE ESTIMATES CURRENT?

WHY ARE YOU ING ME?

I FEEL LIKE ATTACKING YOU NOW KNEW IT!

collated from github.com/jvarn/dilbert-archive

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