Dilbert cartoon first published on Tuesday 28th April 2015

Dilbert//9509, first published 11 years ago on Tuesday 28th April 2015

Deserve Is For Losers

Tags

deserve, loser, sympathy, advice

Official transcript

Tina: I didn't get the promotion I deserved. Alice: Deserve is a loser word used by losers when they lose. Tina: Whose side are you on? Alice: The winning side. Was that unclear?

originally published on dilbert.com

Open source transcript

I DIDN'T GET THE PROMOTION I DESERVED.

DESERVE IS A LOSER WORD USED BY LOSERS WHEN THEY LOSE.

WHOSE SIDE ARE YOU ON?

THE WINNING SIDE. WAS THAT UNCLEAR?

collated from github.com/jvarn/dilbert-archive

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