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Dilbert cartoon first published on Wednesday 29th April 2015

Dilbert//9510, first published 11 years ago on Wednesday 29th April 2015

Strategy To Get What You Deserve


Tags

promotion, recognition, strategy, business, competition


Official transcript

Tina: I didn't get the promotion I deserve. Alice: What strategy did you use? Tina: Who uses a strategy to get what they deserve? Alice: Maybe you should ask the person who got your job. She sounds smart.

originally published on dilbert.com


Open source transcript

I DIDNT GET THE PROMOTION I DESERVE.

WHAT STRATEGY DID YOU USE?

WHO USES A STRATEGY TO GET WHAT THEY DESERVE?

MAYBE YOU SHOULD ASK THE PERSON WHO GOT YOUR JOB. SHE SOUNDS SMART.

collated from github.com/jvarn/dilbert-archive


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