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Dilbert cartoon first published on Monday 4th May 2015

Dilbert//9515, first published 11 years ago on Monday 4th May 2015

Squirrel In The Large Hadron Collider


Tags

criticism, obliviousness, ignorance, idiocy


Official transcript

Boss: Your comments on my technology strategy are ambiguous. You compared it to a "squirrel looking for a nut in the large hadron collider."

Dilbert: So..? Boss: How many nuts are in there?

originally published on dilbert.com


Open source transcript

YOUR COMMENTS ON MY TECHNOLOGY STRATEGY ARE AMBIGUOUS.

YOU COMPARED IT TO A "SQUIRREL LOOKING FOR A NUT IN THE LARGE HADRON COLLIDER." SO..?

HOW MANY NUTS ARE IN THERE?

collated from github.com/jvarn/dilbert-archive


AI Analysis

Comic Strip Title: "Ambiguous Technology Strategy"

Summary:

The comic strip features Dilbert, a character known for his sarcastic comments on technology, engaging in a conversation with a coworker.

  • The coworker asks about Dilbert's technology strategy, which he finds ambiguous.
  • Dilbert responds by comparing it to a squirrel searching for a nut in the Large Hadron Collider.
  • The coworker is confused by the analogy and asks how many nuts are in the collider.
  • Dilbert's response is another sarcastic comment, leaving the coworker puzzled.

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