Dilbert cartoon first published on Monday 4th May 2015

Dilbert//9515, first published 11 years ago on Monday 4th May 2015

Squirrel In The Large Hadron Collider

Tags

criticism, obliviousness, ignorance, idiocy

Official transcript

Boss: Your comments on my technology strategy are ambiguous. You compared it to a "squirrel looking for a nut in the large hadron collider."

Dilbert: So..? Boss: How many nuts are in there?

originally published on dilbert.com

Open source transcript

YOUR COMMENTS ON MY TECHNOLOGY STRATEGY ARE AMBIGUOUS.

YOU COMPARED IT TO A "SQUIRREL LOOKING FOR A NUT IN THE LARGE HADRON COLLIDER." SO..?

HOW MANY NUTS ARE IN THERE?

collated from github.com/jvarn/dilbert-archive

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