Dilbert cartoon first published on Tuesday 5th May 2015

Dilbert//9516, first published 11 years ago on Tuesday 5th May 2015

What Would You Do In A Perfect World

Tags

ideas, bad ideas, thinking, scenario, management

Official transcript

Boss: In a perfect world, how would you fix the problem? Dilbert: In a perfect world you would not exist, so I would do smart things instead of whatever you tell me to do next. So... what should I do next? Boss: Let's pie-chart this thing.

originally published on dilbert.com

Open source transcript

IN A PERFECT WORLD, HOW WOULD YOU FIX THE PROBLEM?

IN A PERFECT WORLD YOU WOULD NOT EXIST, SO I WOULD DO SMART THINGS INSTEAD OF WHATEVER YOU TELL ME TO DO NEXT.

SO.

WHAT SHOULD I DO NEXT?

LET'S PIE-CHART THIS THING.

collated from github.com/jvarn/dilbert-archive

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