Dilbert cartoon first published on Thursday 7th May 2015

Dilbert//9518, first published 11 years ago on Thursday 7th May 2015

Rewarding Wally's Failures

Tags

failure, excuse, laziness, justification, reasoning, excuses

Official transcript

Wally: You should be celebrating my failures instead of punishing me for them. Failure is the raw material of success. If I am not failing, it means I am not pushing myself hard enough. Boss: Fine. What have you failed at? Wally: I failed to work on my project this month.

originally published on dilbert.com

Open source transcript

YOU SHOULD BE CELEBRATING MY FAILURES INSTEAD OF PUNISHING ME FOR THEM FAILURE IS THE RAW MATERIAL OF SUCCESS.

IF I AM NOT FAILING, IT MEANS I AM NOT PUSHING MYSELF HARD ENOUGH.

FINE.

WHAT HAVE YOU FAILED AT?

I FAILED TO WORK ON MY PROJECT THIS MONTH.

collated from github.com/jvarn/dilbert-archive

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