Dilbert cartoon first published on Wednesday 6th May 2015

Dilbert//9517, first published 11 years ago on Wednesday 6th May 2015

If You Double Your Productivity

Tags

productivity, work ethic, reward, wages, double-standard, money

Official transcript

Dilbert: If I double my productivity, will you double my pay? Boss: No, but it might increase my bonus. So go ahead. Dilbert: Let's forget I brought it up. Boss: You just earned a "lazy"

on your next review.

originally published on dilbert.com

Open source transcript

IF I DOUBLE MY PRODUCTIVITY, WILL YOU DOUBLE MY PAY?

NO, BUT IT MIGHT INCREASE MY BONUS.

SO GO AHEAD.

LET'S FORGET I BROUGHT IT UP.

YOU JUST EARNED A "LAZY" ON YOUR NEXT REVIEW.

collated from github.com/jvarn/dilbert-archive

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