Dilbert cartoon first published on Friday 15th May 2015

Dilbert//9526, first published 11 years ago on Friday 15th May 2015

Alice Uses Social Media

Tags

social media, twitter, careers, competition, deception, trick, flame, internet, technology

Official transcript

Alice: Well, Ted, it looks like you and I are competing for the same promotion. My plan is to use social media to make you look bad. Catbert: I fired Ted for trash-talking you on Twitter. Alice: I don't have a social media account and it still works!

originally published on dilbert.com

Open source transcript

WELL, TED, IT LOOKS LIKE YOU AND I ARE COMPETING FOR THE SAME PROMOTION.

MY PLAN IS TO USE SOCIAL MEDIA TO MAKE YOU LOOK BAD.

I FIRED I DONT HAVE TED FOR A SOCIAL TRASH - MEDIA AC- TALKING COUNT AND YOU ON IT STILL TWITTER.

WORKS!

collated from github.com/jvarn/dilbert-archive

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