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Dilbert cartoon first published on Friday 15th May 2015

Dilbert//9526, first published 11 years ago on Friday 15th May 2015

Alice Uses Social Media


Tags

social media, twitter, careers, competition, deception, trick, flame, internet, technology


Official transcript

Alice: Well, Ted, it looks like you and I are competing for the same promotion. My plan is to use social media to make you look bad. Catbert: I fired Ted for trash-talking you on Twitter. Alice: I don't have a social media account and it still works!

originally published on dilbert.com


Open source transcript

WELL, TED, IT LOOKS LIKE YOU AND I ARE COMPETING FOR THE SAME PROMOTION.

MY PLAN IS TO USE SOCIAL MEDIA TO MAKE YOU LOOK BAD.

I FIRED I DONT HAVE TED FOR A SOCIAL TRASH - MEDIA AC- TALKING COUNT AND YOU ON IT STILL TWITTER.

WORKS!

collated from github.com/jvarn/dilbert-archive


AI Analysis

Comic Strip Title: "Social Media Mishap"

Summary:

The comic strip, originally published in 'Dilbert,' revolves around Ted's promotion to social media manager. In a meeting, Ted outlines his plan to utilize social media to enhance his appearance, aiming to appear more attractive online. However, his approach is met with skepticism by his colleagues, who are unimpressed by his strategy.

Key Elements:

  • Ted's promotion to social media manager
  • Ted's plan to use social media to improve his appearance
  • Colleagues' skepticism towards Ted's approach
  • Ted's determination to make the plan work despite criticism

Overall:

The comic strip humorously explores the challenges and absurdities of using social media for personal gain, highlighting the potential pitfalls of relying on online platforms to enhance one's image.

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