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Dilbert cartoon first published on Saturday 16th May 2015

Dilbert//9527, first published 11 years ago on Saturday 16th May 2015

Boss Gets Standing Desk


Tags

fads, desk, standing, health, fitness, office furniture, trends


Official transcript

Carol: The "standing desk"

you ordered is here. I scheduled a mover to get rid of it tomorrow. Boss: Legs... so... tired. Carol: Don't slip on his tears.

originally published on dilbert.com


Open source transcript

THE "STANDING DESK" YOU ORDERED IS HERE.

I SCHEDULED A MOVER TO GET RID OF IT TOMORROW.

LEGS... SO... TIRED.

DON'T SLIP ON HIS TEARS.

collated from github.com/jvarn/dilbert-archive


AI Analysis

Comic Strip Title: "The Standing Desk"

Summary:

  • The comic strip features a conversation between a man and a woman in an office setting.
  • The man is standing at a desk, while the woman is sitting at another desk.
  • The woman asks the man if he is using the "standing desk" she ordered, to which he replies that he scheduled a mover to get rid of it tomorrow.
  • The man explains that his legs are tired and he doesn't want to slip on his tears.
  • The woman appears confused by the man's response, suggesting that he may be using the standing desk for an unusual purpose.

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