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Dilbert cartoon first published on Saturday 23rd May 2015

Dilbert//9534, first published 11 years ago on Saturday 23rd May 2015

Alice Disposes Of Excess Robot Inventory


Tags

destruction, anger, therapy, catharsis, robot, psychology


Official transcript

Dilbert Comic Strip Series - Dilbert 3D-prints a Pointy-Headed Boss

originally published on dilbert.com


Open source transcript

I WANT YOU TO GET RID OF THAT 3-D PRINTED ROBOT THAT LOOKS AND ACTS LIKE ME.

NO PROBLEM. ALICE TAKES CARE OF ALL THE EXCESS ROBOT INVENTORY.

I DON'T ALWAYS HAVE PASSION FOR MY WORK, BUT TODAY IS LOOKING GOOD.

collated from github.com/jvarn/dilbert-archive


AI Analysis

Title: "The 3-D Printed Robot"

Summary:

The comic strip features Dilbert, a character known for his sarcastic wit, in a humorous exchange with his coworker, Alice. The conversation revolves around a 3-D printed robot that resembles Alice, with Dilbert expressing his desire to get rid of it. Alice takes care of all the excess robot inventory, and Dilbert's comment about her appearance is met with a witty response. The strip showcases Dilbert's signature humor and lighthearted banter with Alice.

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