Dilbert cartoon first published on Sunday 24th May 2015

Dilbert//9535, first published 11 years ago on Sunday 24th May 2015

Tags

dating, social, social interaction, honesty, politeness, overshare, relationships

Official transcript

Woman: So, tell me a little about yourself, and be totally honest. Dilbert: Totally honest? Okay... I like technology more than I like people. I don't believe in free will, soulmates, or following my passion. I think life is a brief, meaningless event in a random universe that doesn't care. I only associate with other people because I have biological and economical needs. I think all human actions are driven by selfishness. Woman: Uh... okay. Do you have any questions for me? Dilbert: Am I still being totally honest or should I act curious?

originally published on dilbert.com

Open source transcript

SO, TELL ME A LITTLE ABOUT YOURSELF, AND BE TOTALLY HONEST.

TOTALLY HONEST?

OKAY.

I LIKE TECHNOLOGY MORE THAN I LIKE PEOPLE.

I DON'T BELIEVE IN FREE WILL, SOUL- MATES, OR FOLLOWING MY PASSION.

I THINK LIFE IS A BRIEF, MEANINGLESS EVENT IN A RANDOM UNIVERSE THAT DOESN'T CARE.

I ONLY ASSOCIATE WITH OTHER PEOPLE BECAUSE I HAVE BIOLOGICAL AND ECONOMICAL NEEDS.

I THINK ALL HUMAN ACTIONS ARE DRIVEN BY SELFISHNESS DO YOU HAVE ANY QUESTIONS FOR ME?

AM I STILL BEING TOTALLY HONEST OR SHOULD I ACT CURIOUS?

collated from github.com/jvarn/dilbert-archive

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