Dilbert cartoon first published on Tuesday 26th May 2015

Dilbert//9537, first published 11 years ago on Tuesday 26th May 2015

Ten Things We Look For In Employees

Tags

hiring, qualifications, interview, job interview, outsmart

Official transcript

Boss: We look for ten qualities when we hire. Man: Ten? I'm looking for an employer who knows how to set priorities. Boss: He was too good for us.

originally published on dilbert.com

Open source transcript

WE LOOK FOR TEN QUALITIES WHEN WE HIRE.

TEN? I'M LOOKING FOR AN EMPLOYER WHO KNOWS HOW TO SET PRIORITIES.

HE WAS TOO GOOD FOR US.

collated from github.com/jvarn/dilbert-archive

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