Dilbert cartoon first published on Monday 25th May 2015

Dilbert//9536, first published 11 years ago on Monday 25th May 2015

Only Masochist Would Live Here

Tags

hiring, jobs, talent, masochist, masochism, expectations, work ethic, work environment

Official transcript

CEO: Here's my list of the ten qualities I want in all new employees. Catbert: A person with all of these qualities would also need to be a masochist to work here. CEO: Write that in.

originally published on dilbert.com

Open source transcript

HERE'S MY LIST OF THE TEN QUALITIES I WANT IN ALL NEW EMPLOYEES.

A PERSON WITH ALL OF THESE QUALITIES WOULD ALSO NEED TO BE A MASOCHIST TO WORK HERE.

WRITE THAT IN.

collated from github.com/jvarn/dilbert-archive

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