Dilbert cartoon first published on Saturday 30th May 2015

Dilbert//9541, first published 11 years ago on Saturday 30th May 2015

Who Can Insult The Boss

Tags

work ethic, laziness, payoff, reward

Official transcript

Wally: I heard we can insult our boss now? Dilbert: You can't. Alice and I can get away with it because we are hard to replace. Wally: Realistically, there had to be a downside to being useless.

originally published on dilbert.com

Open source transcript

I HEARD WE CAN INSULT OUR BOSS NOW?

YOU CAN'T.

ALICE AND I CAN GET AWAY WITH IT BECAUSE WE ARE HARD TO REPLACE.

REALISTICALLY, THERE HAD TO BE A DOWNSIDE TO BEING USELESS

collated from github.com/jvarn/dilbert-archive

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