Dilbert cartoon first published on Sunday 31st May 2015

Dilbert//9542, first published 11 years ago on Sunday 31st May 2015

Tags

flirting, dating, negotiation, rebuff, rejection, social media, relationships, technology

Official transcript

Dilbert: My name is Dilbert. Would you like to make out? Woman: No. Dilbert: Can I take you on a date? Woman: No. Dilbert: Lunch? Woman: No. Dilbert: Can I have your number so I can text you? Woman: No. Dilbert: Can I be your Facebook friend? Woman: No. Dilbert: Can I follow you on Twitter? Woman: Fine. But no retweeting. Dilbert: Can I favorite your tweets? Woman: Only if you wear a glove on your mouse hand.

originally published on dilbert.com

Open source transcript

MY NAME IS DILBERT.

WOULD YOU LIKE TO MAKE OUT?

CAN I TAKE YOU ON A DATE?

LUNCH?

NO CAN I HAVE YOUR NUMBER SO I CAN TEXT YOU?

CAN I BE YOUR FACEBOOK FRIEND?

CAN I FOLLOW YOU ON TWITTER?

FINE.

BUT NO RETWEETING.

CAN I FAVORITE YOUR TWEETS?

ONLY IF YOU WEAR A GLOVE ON YOUR MOUSE HAND.

collated from github.com/jvarn/dilbert-archive

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