Dilbert cartoon first published on Sunday 31st May 2015

Dilbert//9542, first published 11 years ago on Sunday 31st May 2015

Tags

flirting, dating, negotiation, rebuff, rejection, social media, relationships, technology

Official transcript

Dilbert: My name is Dilbert. Would you like to make out? Woman: No. Dilbert: Can I take you on a date? Woman: No. Dilbert: Lunch? Woman: No. Dilbert: Can I have your number so I can text you? Woman: No. Dilbert: Can I be your Facebook friend? Woman: No. Dilbert: Can I follow you on Twitter? Woman: Fine. But no retweeting. Dilbert: Can I favorite your tweets? Woman: Only if you wear a glove on your mouse hand.

originally published on dilbert.com

Open source transcript

MY NAME IS DILBERT.

WOULD YOU LIKE TO MAKE OUT?

CAN I TAKE YOU ON A DATE?

LUNCH?

NO CAN I HAVE YOUR NUMBER SO I CAN TEXT YOU?

CAN I BE YOUR FACEBOOK FRIEND?

CAN I FOLLOW YOU ON TWITTER?

FINE.

BUT NO RETWEETING.

CAN I FAVORITE YOUR TWEETS?

ONLY IF YOU WEAR A GLOVE ON YOUR MOUSE HAND.

collated from github.com/jvarn/dilbert-archive

AI Analysis

Comic Strip Title: "A Modern Dating Conundrum"

Summary:

The comic strip, originally published in, features Dilbert, a character known for his sarcastic wit and humorous take on modern life. In this particular strip, Dilbert is on a date with a woman who is struggling to navigate the complexities of modern dating.

Key Scenes:

• Dilbert asks the woman if she would like to make out, to which she responds with a firm "no."
• The woman then asks Dilbert if he can take her on a date, and he replies with a dismissive "no."
• The woman attempts to take control of the situation by asking Dilbert to have his number so she can text him, but he declines.
• As the date progresses, the woman becomes increasingly frustrated with Dilbert's lack of interest and asks him if he can be her Facebook friend, to which he responds with a sarcastic "no."
• The woman then asks if Dilbert can follow her on Twitter, and he agrees, but only if she wears a glove on her mouse hand.

Humor and Commentary:

Throughout the strip, Dilbert's deadpan reactions and witty one-liners provide comedic relief, while also highlighting the absurdities of modern dating. The strip pokes fun at the challenges of navigating relationships in the digital age, where social media and technology can often complicate matters.

Overall:

The comic strip "A Modern Dating Conundrum" is a humorous take on the complexities of modern dating, featuring Dilbert's signature sarcasm and wit. The strip offers a lighthearted commentary on the challenges of navigating relationships in the digital age, making it a relatable and entertaining read for anyone who has ever struggled with the intricacies of modern dating.

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