Dilbert cartoon first published on Monday 1st June 2015

Dilbert//9543, first published 11 years ago on Monday 1st June 2015

Boss And Social Media

Tags

social media, twitter, facebook, passion, deception, trick, prank, obliviousness, technology

Official transcript

Boss: I don't get social media. How do I get followers? Wally: Easy. People care about passion. Find something you hate and write about it. Boss: Well, I don't like children. Wally: Perfect. And don't hold back.

originally published on dilbert.com

Open source transcript

I DON'T GET SOCIAL MEDIA.

HOW DO I GET FOLLOWERS?

EASY.

PEOPLE CARE ABOUT PASSION. FIND SOMETHING YOU HATE AND WRITE ABOUT IT.

WELL, I DON'T LIKE CHILDREN.

PERFECT.

AND DON'T HOLD BACK.

collated from github.com/jvarn/dilbert-archive

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