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Dilbert cartoon first published on Monday 1st June 2015

Dilbert//9543, first published 11 years ago on Monday 1st June 2015

Boss And Social Media


Tags

social media, twitter, facebook, passion, deception, trick, prank, obliviousness, technology


Official transcript

Boss: I don't get social media. How do I get followers? Wally: Easy. People care about passion. Find something you hate and write about it. Boss: Well, I don't like children. Wally: Perfect. And don't hold back.

originally published on dilbert.com


Open source transcript

I DON'T GET SOCIAL MEDIA.

HOW DO I GET FOLLOWERS?

EASY.

PEOPLE CARE ABOUT PASSION. FIND SOMETHING YOU HATE AND WRITE ABOUT IT.

WELL, I DON'T LIKE CHILDREN.

PERFECT.

AND DON'T HOLD BACK.

collated from github.com/jvarn/dilbert-archive


AI Analysis

Comic Strip Title: "I Don't Get Social Media. How Do I Get Followers?"

Summary:

The comic strip features Dilbert, a character known for his sarcastic wit, engaging in a conversation with another character about social media. The conversation begins with Dilbert expressing his frustration with social media and his inability to understand how to gain followers. The other character responds by suggesting that people care about passion and that Dilbert should focus on finding something he hates and writing about it. Dilbert takes this advice to heart and starts writing about his dislike of children, which he believes will resonate with others.

Key Points:

  • Dilbert is struggling to understand social media and how to gain followers.
  • The other character suggests that people care about passion and that Dilbert should write about something he hates.
  • Dilbert takes this advice and starts writing about his dislike of children.
  • The comic strip pokes fun at the idea that people only care about what others hate, rather than what they are passionate about.

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