Dilbert cartoon first published on Sunday 7th June 2015

Dilbert//9549, first published 11 years ago on Sunday 7th June 2015

Tags

internet, types of people, internet comment, opinion, discussion, fame, technology

Official transcript

Man: I'm Dick, from the Internet. I'm the guy who always says ridiculous, angry stuff. I misinterpret every comment you make as an absurd absolute and then I attack it like you are a moron. Dilbert: That doesn't sound fun. Dick: Wow. So you are saying everything in the world needs to be fun. Maybe you should do some research before you embarrass yourself like that again. Dilbert: Hey! You are the guy from the Internet! Dick: I'm sending you five links that are not as relevant as I think they are. Dilbert: You're famous!

originally published on dilbert.com

Open source transcript

I'M DICK, FROM THE INTERNET. IM THE GUY WHO ALWAYS SAYS RIDICULOUS, ANGRY STUFF.

I MISINTERPRET EVERY COMMENT YOU MAKE AS AN ABSURD ABSOLUTE AND THEN I ATTACK IT LIKE YOU ARE A MORON.

THAT DOESN'T SOUND FUN.

WOW.

SO YOU ARE SAYING EVERYTHING IN THE WORLD NEEDS TO BE FUN.

MAYBE YOU SHOULD DO SOME RESEARCH BEFORE YOU EMBARRASS YOURSELF LIKE THAT AGAIN.

HEY! YOU ARE THE GUY FROM THE INTERNET!

I'M SENDING YOU FIVE LINKS THAT ARE NOT AS RELEVANT AS I THINK THEY ARE.

YOU'RE FAMOUS!

collated from github.com/jvarn/dilbert-archive

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