Dilbert cartoon first published on Monday 8th June 2015

Dilbert//9550, first published 11 years ago on Monday 8th June 2015

Scott's Birthday Cake

Tags

joy, joyless, cruelty, birthday, cynicism, cynic

Official transcript

Carol: We've got a cake in the break room for Scott's birthday. Dilbert: I see no reason to celebrate the random timing of natural events by eating poison and singing. Carol: Ow! You sucked all of the joy out of my body! Dilbert: Maybe you can backfill it with cake.

originally published on dilbert.com

Open source transcript

WE'VE GOT A CAKE IN THE BREAK ROOM FOR SCOTT'S BIRTHDAY.

I SEE NO REASON TO CELEBRATE THE RANDOM TIMING OF NATURAL EVENTS BY EATING POISON AND SINGING.

OW! YOU SUCKED ALL THE JOY OUT OF MY BODY!

MAYBE YOU CAN BACKFILL IT WITH CAKE.

collated from github.com/jvarn/dilbert-archive

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