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Dilbert cartoon first published on Monday 8th June 2015

Dilbert//9550, first published 11 years ago on Monday 8th June 2015

Scott's Birthday Cake


Tags

joy, joyless, cruelty, birthday, cynicism, cynic


Official transcript

Carol: We've got a cake in the break room for Scott's birthday. Dilbert: I see no reason to celebrate the random timing of natural events by eating poison and singing. Carol: Ow! You sucked all of the joy out of my body! Dilbert: Maybe you can backfill it with cake.

originally published on dilbert.com


Open source transcript

WE'VE GOT A CAKE IN THE BREAK ROOM FOR SCOTT'S BIRTHDAY.

I SEE NO REASON TO CELEBRATE THE RANDOM TIMING OF NATURAL EVENTS BY EATING POISON AND SINGING.

OW! YOU SUCKED ALL THE JOY OUT OF MY BODY!

MAYBE YOU CAN BACKFILL IT WITH CAKE.

collated from github.com/jvarn/dilbert-archive


AI Analysis

Comic Strip Title: "The Joy of Cake"

Summary:

  • The comic strip revolves around a conversation between two coworkers, Dilbert and his female colleague.
  • Dilbert's colleague is celebrating Scott's birthday with a cake in the break room.
  • Dilbert expresses his concerns about the timing of natural events, such as eating poison and singing, which he believes are randomly triggered.
  • His colleague teases him, suggesting that he can backfill the joy of cake by eating it with cake.
  • The comic strip pokes fun at the idea that certain events are randomly triggered, and the humorous exchange between the two coworkers adds to the comedic tone.

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