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Dilbert cartoon first published on Tuesday 9th June 2015

Dilbert//9551, first published 11 years ago on Tuesday 9th June 2015

Maybe We Should Make A Smartwatch


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technology, innovation, copy, practicality, practical, pragmatic, watch, competition


Official transcript

Dilbert Comic Strip Series - The smartwatch project

originally published on dilbert.com


Open source transcript

MAYBE WE SHOULD MAKE A SMART WATCH.

MAYBE IT IS FAR TOO LATE.

MAYBE WE COULD BETTER ONE THAN APPLE.

MAYBE WE SHOULD GET IN A SWORD FIGHT AND NOT HAVE A SWORD.

AM I MISSING ANYTHING BY NOT LISTENING TO WHAT YOU SAY?

NO, IT'S MOSTLY FOR MY OWN ENTERTAINMENT.

collated from github.com/jvarn/dilbert-archive


AI Analysis

The title of this comic strip is "Smart Watch" and it features Dilbert, a bespectacled, balding man with a distinctive hairstyle, sitting at a conference table with a red-shirted colleague. The conversation revolves around the merits of a smart watch, with Dilbert's colleague suggesting that it is too late to make one, implying that the market has already been saturated by Apple's products. Dilbert responds by saying that they could make a better one than Apple, and the conversation devolves into a discussion about the importance of entertainment in their work.

Key Points:

  • Dilbert and his colleague are discussing the potential for creating a smart watch.
  • The colleague believes it is too late to enter the market, citing Apple's dominance.
  • Dilbert disagrees, suggesting that they could make a better product.
  • The conversation takes a humorous turn when Dilbert asks if his colleague is missing anything by not listening to what he says.
  • The colleague responds that it is mostly for entertainment, implying that Dilbert's comments are not taken seriously.

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