Dilbert cartoon first published on Friday 19th June 2015

Dilbert//9561, first published 11 years ago on Friday 19th June 2015

Useful Meetings

Tags

meeting, meetings, productivity, leadership, business

Official transcript

Boss: I need you to come to a meeting now. Dilbert: Can I do something useful instead? Boss: The meeting will be useful. Dilbert: More useful than what I'm doing? Boss: How would I know? Dilbert: Is all leadership random or just yours?

originally published on dilbert.com

Open source transcript

I NEED YOU TO COME TO - ING NOW.

CAN I DO SOMETHING USEFUL INSTEAD?

THE MEETING WILL BE USEFUL.

MORE USEFUL THAN WHAT I'M DOING?

HOW WOULD I KNOW?

IS ALL LEADERSHIP RANDOM OR JUST YOURS?

collated from github.com/jvarn/dilbert-archive

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