Dilbert cartoon first published on Thursday 18th June 2015

Dilbert//9560, first published 11 years ago on Thursday 18th June 2015

Alice Breaks Up With Boyfriend

Tags

breakup, dating, breaking up, drone, stalking, follow, spying, attention, relationships

Official transcript

Alice: I'm breaking up with you because you don't give me enough attention. All you care about is your stupid aerial photography hobby. I wish you the best. That felt like a clean break.

originally published on dilbert.com

Open source transcript

I'M BREAKING UP WITH YOU BECAUSE YOU DON'T GIVE ME ENOUGH ATTENTION ALL YOU CARE ABOUT IS YOUR STUPID AERIAL PHOTOGRAPHY HOBBY.

I WISH YOU THE BEST.

leg, THAT FELT LIKE A CLEAN BREAK.

collated from github.com/jvarn/dilbert-archive

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