Dilbert cartoon first published on Friday 26th June 2015

Dilbert//9568, first published 11 years ago on Friday 26th June 2015

Government Wants To Kill Dilbert

Tags

cyber attack, technology, hacker, hacking, government, spying, surveillance, privacy, hiding, hiding out

Official transcript

Dilbert Comic Strip Series - Dilbert Goes off the Grid

originally published on dilbert.com

Open source transcript

THE APP YOU WROTE IN YOUR SPARE TIME STOPPED THE WORST CYBER ATTACK OUR NATION HAS SEEN THE PRESIDENT HAS AUTHORIZED ME TO KILL YOU AND STEAL THE APP SO NO OTHER COUNTRY CAN GET IT.

THE GOVERNMENT WILL NEVER FIND ME!

WE CHIPPED YOU DURING YOUR COLON- OSCOPY.

collated from github.com/jvarn/dilbert-archive

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