Dilbert cartoon first published on Saturday 27th June 2015

Dilbert//9569, first published 11 years ago on Saturday 27th June 2015

Dogbert Advises Dilbert On Escaping

Tags

identity, hacker, hacking, government, manhunt, technology, money, ruse, trick, greed, betrayal

Official transcript

Dilbert Comic Strip Series - Dilbert Goes off the Grid

originally published on dilbert.com

Open source transcript

THE GOVERNMENT THREATENED TO KILL ME IF I DON'T SELL THEM MY ANTI- HACKER APP.

YOU SHOULD CHANGE YOUR IDENTITY, GIVE ME EVERYTHING YOU OWN, AND MOVE TO AN UNDISCLOSED LOCATION.

WILL WE HAVE A SECRET WAY TO STAY IN CONTACT?

YOU'RE BECOMING A BURDEN.

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