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Dilbert cartoon first published on Saturday 27th June 2015

Dilbert//9569, first published 11 years ago on Saturday 27th June 2015

Dogbert Advises Dilbert On Escaping


Tags

identity, hacker, hacking, government, manhunt, technology, money, ruse, trick, greed, betrayal


Official transcript

Dilbert Comic Strip Series - Dilbert Goes off the Grid

originally published on dilbert.com


Open source transcript

THE GOVERNMENT THREATENED TO KILL ME IF I DON'T SELL THEM MY ANTI- HACKER APP.

YOU SHOULD CHANGE YOUR IDENTITY, GIVE ME EVERYTHING YOU OWN, AND MOVE TO AN UNDISCLOSED LOCATION.

WILL WE HAVE A SECRET WAY TO STAY IN CONTACT?

YOU'RE BECOMING A BURDEN.

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AI Analysis

Comic Strip Title: "The Burden of Identity"

Summary:

  • The comic strip features Dilbert, a character known for his sarcastic commentary on office life and technology.
  • In this strip, Dilbert is confronted by a ghost who represents the government's threat to kill him if he doesn't sell his anti-hacker app.
  • The ghost offers to change Dilbert's identity and move him to an undisclosed location.
  • However, Dilbert is hesitant, realizing that this would mean becoming a burden to someone else.
  • The strip ends with the ghost asking if Dilbert will have a secret way to stay in contact, implying that Dilbert may still be able to find a way to maintain his identity despite the government's threats.

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