Dilbert cartoon first published on Friday 3rd July 2015
Dilbert//9575, first published 11 years ago on Friday 3rd July 2015
Chooses Life
Tags
off the grid, emergency, hiding, help, cell phone, service, connection, nature, allergy, reaction, decision, technology
Official transcript
Dilbert Comic Strip Series - Dilbert Goes off the Grid
originally published on dilbert.com
Open source transcript
MY HIDING STRATEGY OF GOING OFF THE GRID WAS WORKING UNTIL I ATE THAT BERRY.
IF I CALL FOR HELP, THE GOVERNMENT WILL FIND ME. IF I DON'T, I WILL DIE.
CHOOSE LIFE!
NO SERVICE
collated from github.com/jvarn/dilbert-archive
AI Analysis
Comic Strip Title: "I Choose Life"
Summary:
The comic strip features Dilbert, a bespectacled character with a distinctive appearance, in three panels.
- Panel 1: Dilbert reveals his "hiding strategy" of going off the grid until he eats a berry. This panel sets the tone for his humorous and somewhat absurd approach to life.
- Panel 2: Dilbert's plan is revealed to be a ruse, as he calls for help, stating that if he doesn't receive assistance, he will die. This panel adds a layer of irony to his earlier statement.
- Panel 3: Dilbert declares, "I choose life!" with a thumbs-up gesture, indicating his decision to prioritize his own survival over his initial plan to abandon civilization.
Overall, the comic strip showcases Dilbert's quirky personality and sense of humor, as he navigates the challenges of modern life with his characteristic wit and sarcasm.
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