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Dilbert cartoon first published on Friday 3rd July 2015

Dilbert//9575, first published 11 years ago on Friday 3rd July 2015

Chooses Life


Tags

off the grid, emergency, hiding, help, cell phone, service, connection, nature, allergy, reaction, decision, technology


Official transcript

Dilbert Comic Strip Series - Dilbert Goes off the Grid

originally published on dilbert.com


Open source transcript

MY HIDING STRATEGY OF GOING OFF THE GRID WAS WORKING UNTIL I ATE THAT BERRY.

IF I CALL FOR HELP, THE GOVERNMENT WILL FIND ME. IF I DON'T, I WILL DIE.

CHOOSE LIFE!

NO SERVICE

collated from github.com/jvarn/dilbert-archive


AI Analysis

Comic Strip Title: "I Choose Life"

Summary:

The comic strip features Dilbert, a bespectacled character with a distinctive appearance, in three panels.

  • Panel 1: Dilbert reveals his "hiding strategy" of going off the grid until he eats a berry. This panel sets the tone for his humorous and somewhat absurd approach to life.
  • Panel 2: Dilbert's plan is revealed to be a ruse, as he calls for help, stating that if he doesn't receive assistance, he will die. This panel adds a layer of irony to his earlier statement.
  • Panel 3: Dilbert declares, "I choose life!" with a thumbs-up gesture, indicating his decision to prioritize his own survival over his initial plan to abandon civilization.

Overall, the comic strip showcases Dilbert's quirky personality and sense of humor, as he navigates the challenges of modern life with his characteristic wit and sarcasm.

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