Dilbert cartoon first published on Friday 3rd July 2015

Dilbert//9575, first published 11 years ago on Friday 3rd July 2015

Chooses Life

Tags

off the grid, emergency, hiding, help, cell phone, service, connection, nature, allergy, reaction, decision, technology

Official transcript

Dilbert Comic Strip Series - Dilbert Goes off the Grid

originally published on dilbert.com

Open source transcript

MY HIDING STRATEGY OF GOING OFF THE GRID WAS WORKING UNTIL I ATE THAT BERRY.

IF I CALL FOR HELP, THE GOVERNMENT WILL FIND ME. IF I DON'T, I WILL DIE.

CHOOSE LIFE!

NO SERVICE

collated from github.com/jvarn/dilbert-archive

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