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Dilbert cartoon first published on Saturday 4th July 2015

Dilbert//9576, first published 11 years ago on Saturday 4th July 2015

One Missile


Tags

hiding, off the grid, surveillance, spying, drone, emergency, drone strike, hacker


Official transcript

Dilbert Comic Strip Series - Dilbert Goes off the Grid

originally published on dilbert.com


Open source transcript

ONE OF OUR DRONES FOUND THE FUGITIVE HACKER DILBERT IN A REMOTE FOREST.

HE ATE A POISONOUS BERRY AND WILL BE DEAD IN MINUTES.

CAN I LIGHT HIM UP FOR PRACTICE?

ONE MISSILE.

THEY'RE PRICEY.

collated from github.com/jvarn/dilbert-archive


AI Analysis

Comic Strip Title: "Drone vs. Hacker"

Summary:

The comic strip depicts a humorous exchange between a man and his coworker, Dilbert, in a remote forest. The scene unfolds as follows:

  • A drone discovers a fugitive hacker, Dilbert, in the forest.
  • The hacker is poisoned and will die in minutes.
  • The man requests permission to light up Dilbert for practice, but is informed that the missile is pricey.
  • The man decides to forgo the missile and instead chooses to "light him up" for practice.

The comic strip pokes fun at the idea of using advanced technology to capture a hacker, highlighting the absurdity of the situation. The use of a drone and a missile adds to the comedic effect, emphasizing the over-the-top nature of the scenario. Overall, the strip is a lighthearted commentary on the world of technology and hacking.

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