Dilbert cartoon first published on Friday 10th July 2015

Dilbert//9582, first published 11 years ago on Friday 10th July 2015

Ceo Buys People On The Internet

Tags

book, internet, friends, struggle, buying friends, fake, technology

Official transcript

Dilbert Comic Strip Series - CEO is Slave Owner

originally published on dilbert.com

Open source transcript

I'M WRITING A BOOK ABOUT THE STRUGGLES OF MY PEOPLE.

YOUR PEOPLE?

THE ONES I BOUGHT ON THE INTERNET.

WHAT?

THEY DON T LOOK HAPPY.

THAT FEELS LIKE A BOOK.

CONTINUED

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