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Dilbert cartoon first published on Saturday 11th July 2015

Dilbert//9583, first published 11 years ago on Saturday 11th July 2015

Ceo Is Slave Owner


Tags

slave, slaves, slavery, buying, pay, wages, housework, house servant, maid, maids, help, money


Official transcript

Dilbert Comic Strip Series - CEO is Slave Owner

originally published on dilbert.com


Open source transcript

I HEAR YOU'RE A SLAVE OWNER NOW.

NO, NOTHING LIKE THAT. ALL I DID WAS BUY SOME ELBONIANS ON THE INTERNET.

DO THEY CLEAN YOUR HOUSE WITHOUT PAY?

I ASSUME THEY'RE A TIDY PEOPLE.

CONTINUED

collated from github.com/jvarn/dilbert-archive


AI Analysis

Title: "Tidy People"

Summary:

  • The comic strip features a conversation between a man and his boss.
  • The man is told that he is a slave owner, which he denies.
  • He then explains that he bought some "elbonians" on the internet.
  • His boss assumes they are tidy people, and the man agrees.
  • The comic strip is a humorous take on the idea of slavery and the use of technology to purchase people.

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