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Dilbert cartoon first published on Wednesday 15th July 2015

Dilbert//9587, first published 11 years ago on Wednesday 15th July 2015

Advice


Tags

ego, talking, conversation, advice, insult, insulting, suggestion


Official transcript

Coworker: Do you want some advice? Dilbert: Nope. Advice is just ego and ignorance disguised as helpfulness. Coworker: Then how will I hear myself talk? Dilbert: The supply cabinet has an awesome echo.

originally published on dilbert.com


Open source transcript

DO YOU WANT SOME ADVICE?

NOPE.

ADVICE IS JUST EGO AND IGNORANCE DISGUISED AS HELPFULNESS.

THEN HOW WILL THE SUPPLY I HEAR CABINET HAS MYSELF AN AWESOME TALK?

ECHO.

collated from github.com/jvarn/dilbert-archive


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