Dilbert cartoon first published on Thursday 16th July 2015

Dilbert//9588, first published 11 years ago on Thursday 16th July 2015

Advice Capture Device

Tags

deception, trick, invention, advice, silence, gullible, guile

Official transcript

Dilbert: I invented headphones that will record all of your advice as you dispense it. This way it will be preserved for future generations. Wally: He thinks we can hear him? Dilbert: He also thinks it is recording.

originally published on dilbert.com

Open source transcript

I INVENTED HEADPHONES THAT WILL RECORD ALL OF YOUR ADVICE AS YOU DISPENSE IT.

THIS WAY IT WILL BE PRESERVED FOR FUTURE GENERATIONS.

HE THINKS WE CAN HEAR HIM?

HE ALSO THINKS IT IS RECORDING.

collated from github.com/jvarn/dilbert-archive

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