Dilbert cartoon first published on Thursday 30th July 2015

Dilbert//9602, first published 11 years ago on Thursday 30th July 2015

Ceo Is On Nine Boards

Tags

board, board member, power, bragging, focus, attention

Official transcript

CEO: I am proud to say I serve as a board member for nine corporations. Dilbert; Your lack of focus shows disregard for your fiduciary responsibilities. CEO: Can someone fire this guy for me? I don't remember what company I'm at.

originally published on dilbert.com

Open source transcript

I AM PROUD TO SAY I SERVE AS A BOARD MEMBER FOR NINE CORPORATIONS.

YOUR LACK OF FOCUS SHOWS DISREGARD FOR YOUR FIDUCIARY RESPONSIBILITIES.

CAN SOMEONE FIRE THIS GUY FOR ME?

I DON'T REMEMBER WHAT COMPANY IM AT.

collated from github.com/jvarn/dilbert-archive

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