Dilbert cartoon first published on Thursday 30th July 2015

Dilbert//9602, first published 11 years ago on Thursday 30th July 2015

Dilbert cartoon for Thursday 30th July 2015

Dilbert for Wednesday 29th July 2015

Dilbert for Friday 31st July 2015

Ceo Is On Nine Boards

Tags

board, board member, power, bragging, focus, attention

Official transcript

CEO: I am proud to say I serve as a board member for nine corporations. Dilbert; Your lack of focus shows disregard for your fiduciary responsibilities. CEO: Can someone fire this guy for me? I don't remember what company I'm at.

originally published on dilbert.com

Open source transcript

I AM PROUD TO SAY I SERVE AS A BOARD MEMBER FOR NINE CORPORATIONS.

YOUR LACK OF FOCUS SHOWS DISREGARD FOR YOUR FIDUCIARY RESPONSIBILITIES.

CAN SOMEONE FIRE THIS GUY FOR ME?

I DON'T REMEMBER WHAT COMPANY IM AT.

collated from github.com/jvarn/dilbert-archive

AI Analysis

Title: "Focus on Fiduciary Responsibilities"

This 'Dilbert' comic strip, originally published in 2015, humorously highlights the importance of focus and responsibility in corporate leadership. The strip features Dilbert, a bald cartoon character, in a conversation with his boss, Wally, who is depicted as a stereotypical corporate executive.

Summary:

Dilbert expresses pride in serving as a board member for nine corporations.
Wally responds by pointing out that Dilbert's lack of focus shows disregard for his fiduciary responsibilities.
Dilbert becomes defensive and asks if someone can fire Wally, implying that he is not doing his job effectively.

Key Takeaways:

The comic strip emphasizes the need for corporate leaders to prioritize their responsibilities and avoid distractions.
It also highlights the importance of effective communication and conflict resolution in the workplace.
The use of humor and satire adds to the strip's entertainment value while conveying a serious message about corporate governance.

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