Dilbert cartoon first published on Friday 31st July 2015

Dilbert//9603, first published 11 years ago on Friday 31st July 2015

Ceo Wants To Fire Dilbert

Tags

laziness, firing, fired, termination, identity, fake identity, alias, nom de guerre, deception

Official transcript

Boss: Our CEO ordered me to fire you for embarrassing him at a meeting But that would be inconvenient for me. So... I'm going to call you Carlos from now on. And it would help if you grew a beard and walked with a limp.

originally published on dilbert.com

Open source transcript

OUR CEO ORDERED ME TO FIRE YOU FOR EMBARRASSING HIM AT A MEETING.

BUT THAT WOULD BE INCONVENIENT FOR ME.

SO... IM GOING TO CALL YOU CARLOS FROM NOW ON. AND IT WOULD HELP IF YOU GREW A BEARD AND WALKED WITH A LIMP.

collated from github.com/jvarn/dilbert-archive

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