Dilbert cartoon first published on Tuesday 18th August 2015

Dilbert//9621, first published 11 years ago on Tuesday 18th August 2015

's External Brain Stimulator

Tags

first impressions, personality, fake, honesty, negativity, negative, criticism, dating, attraction, relationships, psychology

Official transcript

Dilbert Comic Strip Series - Dilbert Invents an External Brain Stimulator

originally published on dilbert.com

Open source transcript

I INVENTED AN EXTERNAL BRAIN STIMULATOR TO REGULATE MY MOODS.

THAT MEANS YOUR PERSONALITY IS ARTIFICIAL. HOW CAN I BE ATTRACTED TO A FAKE PERSON?

ARE YOU SAYING YOUR BASELINE PERSONALITY IS AN UNPLEASANT DRUNK?

WHAT?

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