Dilbert cartoon first published on Wednesday 19th August 2015

Dilbert//9622, first published 11 years ago on Wednesday 19th August 2015

Software Killed Ted

Tags

invention, software, free will, behavior, murder, anger, glitch, malfunction, control, self control, psychology, engineering

Official transcript

Dilbert Comic Strip Series - Dilbert Invents an External Brain Stimulator

originally published on dilbert.com

Open source transcript

I HAVE A REPORT THAT YOU KILLED TED IN A CAFETERIA BRAWL.

NOT EXACTLY MY BRAIN STIMULATOR HAD A SOFTWARE GLITCH, AND IT MADE ME HOMICIDAL FOR A MINUTE.

SO.

SOFTWARE YOU'RE A KILLED TED.

MURDERER, I WAS ONLY RIGHT?

THE WEAPON

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