Dilbert cartoon first published on Saturday 29th August 2015

Dilbert//9632, first published 11 years ago on Saturday 29th August 2015

Nanorobots In Wally Slow Down

Tags

laziness, work ethic, technology, robot, nanobot, motivation

Official transcript

Dilbert Comic Strip Series - Medical Nanorobots

originally published on dilbert.com

Open source transcript

THE NANOROBOTS WE INJECTED INTO YOUR BLOODSTREAM TO MAKE YOU A BETTER EMPLOYEE ARE SLOWING DOWN YOUR BLOOD IS DEMOTIVATING THE NANOROBOTS AND MAKING THEM USELESS YOU'RE KILLING THEM!

GAAA!!!

IT'S A MASSACRE IN THERE!

THEY HAD IT COMING.

collated from github.com/jvarn/dilbert-archive

AI Analysis

Comic Strip Title: "Nanorobots in the Workplace"

Summary:

The comic strip features a red nanorobot sitting on a desk, addressing the reader. The robot explains that it has been injected into the reader's bloodstream to make them a better employee, but its efforts are being thwarted by the reader's blood, which is demotivating the nanorobots and making them useless.

The robot expresses its frustration and anger, stating that it is a "massacre" in the reader's body. The reader responds by saying that the nanorobots had it coming, implying that they are responsible for their own demise.

Overall, the comic strip humorously depicts the challenges of implementing new technologies in the workplace and the potential consequences of relying on them too heavily.

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