Dilbert cartoon first published on Saturday 29th August 2015

Dilbert//9632, first published 11 years ago on Saturday 29th August 2015

Nanorobots In Wally Slow Down

Tags

laziness, work ethic, technology, robot, nanobot, motivation

Official transcript

Dilbert Comic Strip Series - Medical Nanorobots

originally published on dilbert.com

Open source transcript

THE NANOROBOTS WE INJECTED INTO YOUR BLOODSTREAM TO MAKE YOU A BETTER EMPLOYEE ARE SLOWING DOWN YOUR BLOOD IS DEMOTIVATING THE NANOROBOTS AND MAKING THEM USELESS YOU'RE KILLING THEM!

GAAA!!!

IT'S A MASSACRE IN THERE!

THEY HAD IT COMING.

collated from github.com/jvarn/dilbert-archive

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