Dilbert cartoon first published on Friday 28th August 2015

Dilbert//9631, first published 11 years ago on Friday 28th August 2015

Wally Gets Nano Robot Injection

Tags

nanorobot, nanobot, health, motivation, work ethic

Official transcript

Dilbert Comic Strip Series - Medical Nanorobots

originally published on dilbert.com

Open source transcript

FOR OUR EMPLOYEE WELLNESS PROGRAM WE WILL INJECT NANOROBOTS INTO YOUR BLOODSTREAM TO KEEP YOU FREE OF DISEASE.

THE NANOROBOTS WILL ALSO REWIRE YOUR BRAIN TO MAKE YOU A MORE EFFECTIVE WORKER.

YOU MIGHT EVEN FEEL MOTIVATED.

THOSE ROBOTS ARE GOING TO BE DISAPPOINTED.

collated from github.com/jvarn/dilbert-archive

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