Dilbert cartoon first published on Wednesday 2nd September 2015

Dilbert//9636, first published 11 years ago on Wednesday 2nd September 2015

Robot As Assassin

Tags

robot, murder, instruction, control, master, slave, assassin, morals, cautionary tale

Official transcript

Dilbert Comic Strip Series - Robot Murders Competitor

originally published on dilbert.com

Open source transcript

I NEED YOU TO KILL THE CEO OF OUR MAIN COMPETITION AND MAKE IT LOOK LIKE A ROBOT ACCIDENT.

ROBOTS ARE NOT ALLOWED TO KILL HUMANS. THAT IS BUILT INTO MY PROGRAM.

WHAT IF I UNCHECK THAT BOX ON YOUR CONTROL APP?

THIS FEELS LIKE THE START OF A GREAT DAY.

CONTINUED...

collated from github.com/jvarn/dilbert-archive

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