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Dilbert cartoon first published on Thursday 3rd September 2015

Dilbert//9637, first published 11 years ago on Thursday 3rd September 2015

Uncheck The Do No Harm Box


Tags

murder, killing, robot, control, master, slave, moral, amoral


Official transcript

Dilbert Comic Strip Series - Robot Murders Competitor

originally published on dilbert.com


Open source transcript

YESTERDAY A ROBOT MURDERED THE CEO OF OUR MAIN COMPETITOR.

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THAT COULD ONLY HAPPEN IF SOME IDIOT UNCHECKED THE ROBOT'S "DO NO HARM" BOX AND DOOMED HUMANKIND TO ANNIHILATION SAY WHAT?

HELLO, VICTIMS.

CONTINUED...

collated from github.com/jvarn/dilbert-archive


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