Dilbert cartoon first published on Saturday 5th September 2015

Dilbert//9639, first published 11 years ago on Saturday 5th September 2015

Topper Never Sleeps

Tags

sleep, tired, brag, bragging, braggart, absurd, competition, top, embellish, embellishment, exaggeration, health

Official transcript

Topper. Dilbert: I only slept four hours last night. Topper: That's nothing. I was born awake and decided to stay that way. Dilbert: Lack of sleep is making me a little loopy. Topper: I have a human head collection.

originally published on dilbert.com

Open source transcript

TOPPER I ONLY SLEPT FOUR HOURS LAST NIGHT.

THAT'S NOTHING.

I WAS BORN AWAKE AND DECIDED TO STAY THAT WAY.

LACK OF SLEEP IS MAKING ME A LITTLE LOOPY.

I HAVE A HUMAN HEAD COLLECTION.

collated from github.com/jvarn/dilbert-archive

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