Dilbert cartoon first published on Friday 4th September 2015

Dilbert//9638, first published 11 years ago on Friday 4th September 2015

Robot Personality Defect

Tags

defect, defective, men, personality, patriarchy, gender, programming, robot, deception, trick, technology, psychology

Official transcript

Dilbert Comic Strip Series - Robot Murders Competitor

originally published on dilbert.com

Open source transcript

WE NEED TO DESIGN A DEFECT INTO OUR ROBOTS SO WE CAN CONTROL THEM IF THEY TRY TO TAKE OVER.

BUT IT HAS TO BE THE TYPE OF DEFECT THAT THEY THINK IS AN ADVANTAGE, SO THEY DON'T KNOW WHAT WE'RE UP TO.

I GAVE YOU THE PERSONALITY OF A GUY.

YAY FOR SPORTS!

I OWN THIS WORLD, BRO!

collated from github.com/jvarn/dilbert-archive

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