Dilbert cartoon first published on Tuesday 8th September 2015

Dilbert//9642, first published 11 years ago on Tuesday 8th September 2015

Ted Has A Bad Feeling

Tags

fired, firing, prognostication, predict, psychic, complaining, complaint, prophecy

Official transcript

Ted: I have a bad feeling about the direction of my project. Boss: You complain too much. You're fired. Dilbert: So... now you believe you can predict the future. Ted: Magic is real.

originally published on dilbert.com

Open source transcript

I HAVE A BAD FEELING ABOUT THE DIRECTION OF MY PROJECT.

YOU COMPLAIN TOO MUCH ABOUT NOTHING. YOU'RE FIRED.

SO ... NOW YOU BELIEVE YOU CAN PREDICT THE FUTURE?

MAGIC IS REAL.

collated from github.com/jvarn/dilbert-archive

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