Dilbert cartoon first published on Tuesday 8th September 2015

Dilbert//9642, first published 11 years ago on Tuesday 8th September 2015

Ted Has A Bad Feeling

Tags

fired, firing, prognostication, predict, psychic, complaining, complaint, prophecy

Official transcript

Ted: I have a bad feeling about the direction of my project. Boss: You complain too much. You're fired. Dilbert: So... now you believe you can predict the future. Ted: Magic is real.

originally published on dilbert.com

Open source transcript

I HAVE A BAD FEELING ABOUT THE DIRECTION OF MY PROJECT.

YOU COMPLAIN TOO MUCH ABOUT NOTHING. YOU'RE FIRED.

SO ... NOW YOU BELIEVE YOU CAN PREDICT THE FUTURE?

MAGIC IS REAL.

collated from github.com/jvarn/dilbert-archive

AI Analysis

Comic Strip Title: "Magic is Real"

Summary:

The comic strip features Dilbert, a bespectacled man with black hair, sitting at his desk. He is shown speaking to his boss, who is seated behind him. The boss is depicted as a large, blue-haired figure with a stern expression.

Panel 1:

• Dilbert: "I have a bad feeling about the direction of my project."
• Boss: "You complain too much about nothing. You're fired."

Panel 2:

• Dilbert: "So... now you believe you can predict the future?"
• Boss: "Magic is real."

Panel 3:

• Dilbert: "You complain too much about nothing. You're fired."
• Boss: "Magic is real."

Key Points:

• Dilbert expresses concerns about his project's direction.
• His boss fires him, citing excessive complaining.
• The boss then claims to have predicted the future, attributing it to magic.
• The comic strip pokes fun at the idea of magic being used to justify absurd decisions.

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